The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms

Alright, The Beast From 20,000 Fathoms is not my movie. But it is a movie I saw last night.

I was wondering: What is a fathom? Well, a fathom, it seems, is 72 inches, or two yards.

20,000 times 2 = 40,000. The Beast From 40,000 yards???

It doesn't really make any sense. Especially when the "beast" is found in the North Pole, in an iceberg. Not exactly 40,000 yards deep below the surface. It is a little bit weird.

The W.M.Thing Catalog

The W.M.Thing catalog is kind of a joke. The Librarian (pictured here) is done entirely in Cheetah3d. You wouldn't be able to buy her even if you wanted to. The "bronze" statue was simply taken from the model for "The Chef" and colored bronze-gold.

Villain's Way

Villain's Way is a movie that started, and was almost completed, then lost track hopelessly.

I do not look back on it.

It had a lousy plot, characters nobody would be able to identify with, and terrible 3d animation.

I made two trailers for it, though.

The Kingston Library PSA

The Kingston Library Public Service Announcement begins with Zadar (see- Funny Flashes, or Adventure to Pluto)

reading a book. All these creatures from Mars are bothering him, so he goes to the Kingston Library.

At the End, there is a title: Doesn't It worry you when other people bother you? Like, when your reading a book?

Now, you don't have to! The Kingston Library provides (quiet) for all. Get a good book at the Kingston Library.

Now that I can do better things, that particular PSA I am highly critical of.

(And I pretend that I'm a good critic, so I criticize with a dignified air.)

The Fox and the Grapes

I tried to re-make the Fox and the Grapes (The famous fable about a fox who sees some grapes on a branch and jumps up and down, trying to get them but fails. He then claims that the grapes are 'sour.' The moral is: Those who do not get what they need, claim it is not what they need, after all.) But all I have is one tiny shot. (Shown here) with a picture of the fox looking mounfully at the grapes.

Matilda

Matilda is based of the famous book by Mr. Dahl. There is another movie called "Matilda" but I think it doesn't deserve that name. My Matilda ends with my sister (playing Matilda) going to the library. Before that, the plot skadaddled, and objects just flew everywhere. (by reversing the scene). 

Ode to Monsterland

"There once was a spider, he was driving a car;

to go see his grandma, who lived off afar.

Then who should snatch him, but a giant hand;

and take him straight to Monsterland!

The spider couldn't make it, and fell in the sand.

The monster weeped,

And then it sleeped,

But in the morning, there was Monsterland!!!"

I know. Not one of my best poems.

But what it says is true in the movie Monsterland.

The spider does go to see his grandma and a monster snatches him away, then they find Monsterland, the spider escapes, and shows up at grandma's just in time for dinner.