Star Bore: The M-Pourer Strikes Gold

I've decided to make the new movie, Star Bore: The M-Pourer Strikes Gold because I have nothing else to do.

(Except make My Cat's Secret Lair). I have already completed some footage for it.

I the frames above,

(Fig. 1) A space car is on it's merry way. 

(Fig. 2) Not anymore. 

(Fig. 3) Two frostwalkers.

(Fig. 4) Two frostwalkers and a Cy-Fighter.

 I have made a model of Yoda, entitled "Yoga" to be used for Star Bore episode five.

Somebody else may have come up with that already in their own spoof, but I don't really care.

Yoga is very cute, and I wish I had a picture of him, but I don't.

Poster for Star Bore is Not Finished

The poster isn't finished, but the movie is. Isn't that weird?

You'll notice several mistakes if you look hard.

(hint: one of them is that the ® sign is too far to the right).

P.S. Star Bore is now on YouTube, if you want to take a look.

Star Bore Is Done

Star Bore is finally finished! I thought it would never get done!

Yippee!

Trailer For 2nd Star Bore Movie

Here is the trailer. I haven't put it up on YouTube yet, and people can't look at it on their iPhones yet, but still, 

you can look at it if you are on your computer. Which is fine for now.

Oh Yes, Did I Mention...?

I have a new blog! I keep forgetting to tell you.

Go to www.shinydoor.blogspot.com and you will be right there!

ShinyDoor™ is a made-up company of mine that specializes in doors.

There even is fake prices on the blog posts. Ha! Ha! HA!!

New Movie? Maybe!

A new Star Bore???! Well, maybe.

I made a trailer for another one, but I can' really say if I will make it.

One is enough. For me. If people like I'll make one more. If they like that I'll make yet another one.

& so on etc,. etc.

Star Bore Episode IV: The Fight for Freedom is in the top picture, the second picture says 

Star Bore Episode V: The M-Pourer Strikes Gold.

If I make more, I have more names Star Bore Episode VI: Return of the Lead Eye

Number I would be The Menace, Number II would be Attack of the Moans, Number III would be Threthenge oth the Thith.

I wanted number IV to be A New Pope, but I couldn't change it.

Picture #3 is the Space Dock Battleship, in all it's glory.

Ice Planet Goth

When creating planets for Star Bore, I built a character for each of them.

In image #1, you are looking at the Rebel Station on Planet Goth.

(Which is spoofing Ice Planet Hoth)

In the next image (Image #2) are the planets.

The grainy, green and yellow planet is Goth and Jackter's sun.

You can't see Goth moons nor Jackter's in this picture, but I'll tell you about them.

Goth has four moons, Feer, Tartar, Weela, and Clod.

Feer has fire, TarTar is grey and covered in ooze, Weela is submerged beneath water, and Clod has poisonous gases.

Jackter has only two moons and they are Opas and Clauv.

Opas is hard marble and Clauv is basically a desert with water.

Why did I make all that up? Because it is fun, that's why.

In picture #3 we see a Frostwalker (spoofing a Snow-walker)

shooting at the Rebel Station.

This is all for a trailer for the pretend sequel, Star Bore Episode V: The M-Pourer Strikes Gold.

I don't know if I will ever make that one.

I'm putting it in because it is funny.